YOLOSOCO, you only live once, so chill out!

Lemme tell ya'll one funny thing...sometimes, what you wish for, isn't really what you need or really what you want at all.
Especially when it comes to luuuuuuuv and relationships.
One night you're sitting alone, watching Bridget Jones in your pajamas  You have maybe had a little too much wine in Bridget's honor and that's when it happens, you start ranting about how much being single sucks right now and how nice it would be to have someone to cuddle with, someone to talk to, someone that gets you. The self pity is overwhelming and conquers all rational facts, Jane wants Tarzan, Jane needs Tarzan NOW.
What happen to the secure and confident woman you were yesterday? The one that loves the freedom of being young and single, and is generally mortified by the thought of being dependent on another individual.Hmm. Fucking A.

Then despite that every rational fiber in you body is telling you to chill out, to enjoy life to the fullest while you can and is nearly screaming at you; You want to be tied down?! Are you crazy?!... You still decides to be a go-getter, thinking; you can do this, you haz the powah. No more late dates with Miss Bridget...sorry girly.

And you do have the power. To be honest, it's not that hard go out, chat someone up, maybe dance a little and then... the infamous smooching. It's a crucial test, if he can pass it, well then maybe night can turn to day. Of course alcohol might play a tiny role in the whole "hey, wanna dance"-bit, but once you get passed it, it's all good from there. The real nerve breaker is the day after or at whatever time you decide to meet this person again.
The tall, handsome and totally H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S dude from the night before, can without the beer goggles have turned into a semi-tall, semi-handsome, and kind of boring and needy bloke. And he's of course all about you. Calling you all the time, sending cute messages, making himself very available and very unattractive. I'm a true believer that women likes to hunt and chase just as much as men do, but there's no fun in catching Bambi if he's already eating from your hand.

So what do a girl do? When all she wants is to snuggle up under her duvet, reconnecting with Miss Bridget, and the two men that's always been there for her and loves her unconditionally, namely Ben & Jerry.